Naughty Trivia

 

Male Trivia

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches 

Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches 

The Longest: 13 inches 

The Smallest:  5/8 of an inch 

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) 

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons 

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons 

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour 

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall 

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight 

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% 

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54% 

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41% 

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks 

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 

Average # of erections during the night: 9 

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation) 

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm 

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm 

Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour

There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.

All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis. 

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

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Is Penis Size Important? 

Yes and No - it is only as important as you think it is.  Most women surveyed say men are too hung up on penis size.  As far as sexual stimulation penis width is more important than the length.

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How Do I Measure My Penis? 

After obtaining an erection angle your penis down until it is parallel to the floor. Set your ruler against your pubic bone just above the base of the penis, and measure to the tip.

Female Trivia

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.

Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.

Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.

Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.

Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.

Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in Length.

Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.

Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.

Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts.

Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.

Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.

Longest Recorded Pubic Hair:  28" (71.12 cm) long.

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What Do Doctors Know! 

According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar. 

 

Bad Middle Ages! 

Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant